I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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