i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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