why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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