She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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