To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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