I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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