Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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