Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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