So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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