Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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