So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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