I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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