i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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