I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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