went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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