great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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