Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
soo... how was my night?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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