what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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