I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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