oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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