Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's always time for handjobs
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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