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Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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