so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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