i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I had to cum in my sink.
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