last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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