I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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