so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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