Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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