Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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