i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize