also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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