dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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