I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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