So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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