I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm way too hungover for life right now
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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