People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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