This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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