apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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