oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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