I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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