just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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