Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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