Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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