I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
