normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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