I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
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he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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