he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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