i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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