NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
is wine microwaveable?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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