i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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