You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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