May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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