Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
