Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen