let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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