at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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